1. one can only fit into your jeans with much difficulty. Oh but that's not the end of it, one has to move around with much agony too, and that's because the jeans are so tight he'd puke if it got any tighter.
2. there is a perceptible layer of fat linking the jaw to the neck. At some point, the jaw disappears.
3. while scanning through recent photos, it is observed that one's face is puffier than previously thought.
4. one gets severe bodyaches after playing football for less than 2 hours.
5. toned body is turning into one that is of a ton.
I reflect deeply, and realise that I very much fit into the above categories. Brilliant! Shall I embrace the deterioration of the metabolism that I have been over reliant on, or loathe the curse that age brings...pui!
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